1. Delhi Daredevils Lost. But India shall win. Thrash thy opponents in London.

2. I am in Delhi for semester end break, a third of my vacations is already over watching movies, sleeping and doing nothing.

3. IPL final tomorrow, I want RCB to win (Reason ? I have been to Bangalore but never seen Hyderabad, silly ? Who cares.).

4. This domain expires in a week, have to get it renewed (and pay my phone bill as well, so a strain on my resources).

5. Got a PERFECT screen guard for my PSP, I can keep it anywhere now.

6. My career is going somewhere, if nowhere. I have spent the past year doing something, if nothing like all college going people (where college != IIT).

7. My accounts teacher thinks I am good at it, I think I stand a very good chance of flunking.

8. When I go back, there will be 100 new faces in the college, and 100 old ones would be missing.

9. WHY did Congress win the elections ?

10. Even if (9) had to happen, why is Manmohan SIngh our prime minister ? Why can’t someone young (read: Rahul Gandhi) be the PM ?

Development is usually planned for the next 5 years by the central government. But, what we get to see is development once every 5 years, i.e. 2 months before the Lok Sabha Elections. As soon as the dates for the elections are announced almost all roads start getting recarpeted and other public property starts getting repaired. Strange are the ways of our ministers.

Another one from the Ninzy stable.

There is a burgalary at a bank. When the police arrives (the usual Indian police way, hours after the incident), the bank manager is still screaming Chor! Chor! Chor!

The police arrests the bank manager on charges of this burgalary. WHY ?

Because “Chor Machaye Shor”.

This is the first one in the Ninzy series. He’s translated the “Maa..” song from Taare Zameen Par.

Orignal Lyrics (Hindi)

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Bheed Mein Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu
Yaad Bhi Tujhko Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa
Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe
Jo Zor Se Jhoola Jhulate Hain Maa
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke Thaamegi Maa

Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Dil Hi Dil Mein Ghabraata Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Meri Maa

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Ninzy’s Lyrics in English

I never tell u that night I fear very much
u to I never tell care u I do
everythin u knw mum mum mum mum
bheed mai dnt leave me der house cum cannot alone maa
(in bheed dnt leave me alone Imraan Haashmi khulla ghumta rehta hai maa)

sms dnt far me too remember also u cant maa
am I worse dan Ram Gopal Verma maa
wenevr dady me fast fast rotate me on jhula
befor serchin my eyes u hold my hand
I say nt him to bt I ghabrau ghabrau maa
face nt cum bt heart heart very fear maa

everythin u knw mum mum mum mum
I never tell u that night I fear very much
u to I never tell care u I do
everythin u knw mum mum mum mum

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I just wanted to introduce my classmate (and jokemate) Ninzy (officially goes by the name of Ninad Mahajan) to my readers.

Ninzy aka Ninad Mahajan

He is extremely funny and quick witted, so expect yourself to be ROFLOLing with his jokes from now on.

I thought you guys you should check this excellent blog post.

Oh no! I am not talking about the stock markets. I am not that boring.

It’s just that I am back in Delhi and I’ve been out shopping. I have finally bought some belts and my denims and trousers have gone even lower. My parents think this new “lower” is dangerously low and I risk those trousers coming off while I walk/bend. But they don’t know, it’s the belt! All my brethren with the low waist denims are actually helping create employment for the belt-makers! Now, isn’t that sweet ?

Finally, after more than 3 months, I post something on here. This is a fresh wordpress installation just like my completely changed life here in SIU, Pune. The old blog had posts covering technology, politics etc. and was filled to the brim with spam comments.

This new blog will be purely about me. Period.

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And it’ll be updated more frequently :-p

This is a historical achievement for me. Today, for the first time, I shaved my beard myself. All these years, I had been getting it trimmed at the local saloon till I realized that “Maneel, it’s time to grow up!”. This is was my first time, so the shave has not been a perfect one, it is uneven. I also have two cuts, one each on my chin & right under my nose. I hope they get healed damn quickly, but this sweat won’t let them heal that quickly, so I just hope! And yes, I didn’t use shaving creme or razors, I used a Philips electric shaver & I am sorry to say, electric shavers is a front where technology will have to improve itself quite drastically. You listening Mr Gillette ?