Another one from the Ninzy stable.
There is a burgalary at a bank. When the police arrives (the usual Indian police way, hours after the incident), the bank manager is still screaming Chor! Chor! Chor!
The police arrests the bank manager on charges of this burgalary. WHY ?
Because “Chor Machaye Shor”.

This is the first one in the Ninzy series. He’s translated the “Maa..” song from Taare Zameen Par.
Orignal Lyrics (Hindi)
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa
Bheed Mein Yun Na …

I just wanted to introduce my classmate (and jokemate) Ninzy (officially goes by the name of Ninad Mahajan) to my readers.
Ninzy aka Ninad Mahajan
He is extremely funny and quick witted, so expect yourself to be ROFLOLing with his jokes from now on.