1. Ask him why he ‘doesn’t have such a cool scar?’
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. ‘Round, round, get around, I get around…’
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say …

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Another one from the Ninzy stable.
There is a burgalary at a bank. When the police arrives (the usual Indian police way, hours after the incident), the bank manager is still screaming Chor! Chor! Chor!
The police arrests the bank manager on charges of this burgalary. WHY ?
Because “Chor Machaye Shor”.